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if i were a dog

from wet woes by Hardly Flesh

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original by beyonce

if i were a dog - even just for a day
id be so very grateful that all id have to do was play
id be nice to the girls; id be nice to the boys
i wouldnt bark very loudly; i wouldnt hurt yr ears w my noise

if i were a dog - i could sleep all the time
i wouldnt have to shower, and id always look fine
id have all my dog friends, but we wouldnt talk much
i hope i wouldnt be conscious of sniffing all of those butts

if i were a dog - no more high school for me
no one could ask me what i'll do eventually
i could go to gross hideouts without fear of bugs
and strangers would smile at me and give me impromptu hugs

someone please make me into a dog - that's all i wanna be
a warm soft floor and some food, that's all i would need
dont ya wanna be a dog? i understand if you do
things would be so much easier for me and you

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from wet woes, released May 31, 2015

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